I know a gal from MoPS who is funny. I mean hilarious! The kind of funny where you have to go to the bathroom before you read her posts because you know that something will happen. She has a blog in which she seems to detail my entire life. How does she know that same thing is going on in my house? I, too, have a husband who thinks showering every other day is the norm. He's lucky if I get dinner on the table in a timely manner. Side dishes? Nope not tonight babe, SOL, maybe on Thanksgiving when we're over at my mom's house. But, dare to dream that someday it will happen!
She says things I wouldn't dare say. Believe me, I can say some shocking things but she does it in a way that it makes me pee a little when I laugh. Here is her latest posting.
She says things I wouldn't dare say. Believe me, I can say some shocking things but she does it in a way that it makes me pee a little when I laugh. Here is her latest posting.
You said that we're productive, so are you! Raising 3 boys to be men of God is no easy task. Don't worry Ash, my family is one of THOSE families. It's like trying to wrangle a herd of monkeys on crack & Red Bull. So when I get something done, I'm excited about it & have to post it. Sorry I won't be posting unflattering pictures of myself, there are sooo many it would be hard to choose.
So here is my cellulite in word form:
So here is my cellulite in word form:
- I am forbidden to paint anything. After the awful turquoise fiasco of 1999, I have been stripped of that privilege.
- I have an awful sense of direction, I can't find myself out of a paper bag.
- Decorate? Yea right, see #1.
- Fashion? I have NONE. You're lucky if my shoes match my purse or you can't see my grannie panties.
- I now know that there are at least 20 different kinds of farts each with their own names & descriptions, taught to me by my oldest.
Too many pee jokes? Crap I've turned into my kids. Keep the posts coming!
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